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Scientists Discover Whipping Therapy Cures Depression

The title says it all.

She is...

And I saw her standing there
wind blowing through her hair
and she was beautiful...
and she was beautiful...

and the sound of her voice would almost make you weep
and the sound of her breathing would put you right to sleep
and she was beautiful...
and she was beautiful...

and a frown on her face would bring a strong man to his knees
and a smile in her eyes would cause him to beg please
and she is beautiful...
and she is beautiful...
and she is mine!